Pia-no

Why do some poeple insist on taking the piss?

Tonight I was booked til 11pm. If I go past that it's £100 per hour. Expensive? Yes but I do a hell of a show. Anyway in tonight's gig I was ripped off. Can't be bothered to go in to detail but the guy who was supposed to pay me my overtime disappeared early. Scumbag. One day our paths will cross and I'll kick his arse.

So what's new? Dad is getting a bit better with his limited mobility, well, he's getting more used to it anyway. Mam worries about him far too much. I bought him a mobile phone in case he goes out and takes a tumble so he can call someone to come and get him but he leaves it at home most of the time...

I've made a cool new friend - Pia.

Why does she have to live in the north of nowhere????